Elder Erotica

Aline has the best husband in the whole world. He worships the ground she walks on, and this morning he made her breakfast in bed. He made all her favorite things but forgot just one thing: the sausage. So can she please have the morning sausage he keeps in his pants?

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Joanne

Age: 66
Birthday: April 21, 1941
Height: 5′6″
Weight: 138 lbs.
Lives: Sunderland, England
Status: Divorced
Occupation: Retired
A lot has changed since 66-year-old divorcee Joanne made her 40Something debut in the October ‘05 issue. “Remember when I said I didn’t know how to pick up

men? I know now. Remember when I said I’m going to have to learn to be a slut? Well, now I know!”

When she first appeared in 40Something, Joanne had recently gotten divorced after 34 years of marriage. “Modeling for 40Something kind of gave me the go-

ahead to be the kind of sexually free woman I’ve always wanted to be,” she said. “I bought my first sex toy and had my first one-night stand…and my second,

and my third! I even had a four-way with three university boys. I made them all cum!”

When she first appeared in 40Something, Joanne had recently gotten divorced after 34 years of marriage. “Modeling for 40Something kind of gave me the go-

ahead to be the kind of sexually free woman I’ve always wanted to be,” she said. “I bought my first sex toy and had my first one-night stand…and my second,

and my third! I even had a four-way with three university boys. I made them all cum!”

Will be posted on 04/07

Bibette Blanche

Age: 41
Birthday: May 6, 1966
Height: 5′3″
Weight: 115 lbs.
Lives: Cape Coral, Florida
Status: Married
Occupation: Personal trainer
We wind up this issue of 40Something the same way we started it: with fucking and sucking. There’s never been an issue of 40Something with more hardcore sex

(four pictorials in all, including the XXXtra section), and now we want to know from you: Is that a good thing? Or is four too much of a good thing?

Will be posted on 04/21

Liz is a kinky barfly who loves to hang out at the local tavern and pick up men. She met this guy during Ladies’ Night and brought him back to her place for a little after hours fun! She didn’t even get his name until after she had his cock in her mouth. And then when he got completely hard for her, she insisted that she ride him! Liz straddled his waist and inserted his meaty shaft inside of her. After awhile, she insisted that he go down and give her a little pleasure on that mature pussy of hers. As he gobbled up her swollen clit, Liz could be heard moaning and screaming for more of his tongue action. Finally he shoved it inside of her a bit more until he came all over her face!

Age: 44
Birthday: September 22
Ht: 5’7” Wt: 133 lbs.
Lives: Dayton, Ohio
Status: Divorced
Occupation: Dental hygienist
Blake doesn’t mind if you get turned on while she’s cleaning your teeth. “I like to distract men when they’re in my chair,” she says. “I know my job is a fantasy for a lot of guys, so I leave the top buttons of my uniform undone so I can flash a little cleavage.”“My two husbands were patients,” Blake continues, “and I hope to meet No. 3 the same way. I like being married and taking care of a man, but not yet. I want to enjoy being single for a while.” Blake admits she’s a girly-girl who loves to be wined and dined and showered with presents. “But I’m not a spoiled bitch!” she insists. “A lot of women get really mad if a man buys them sexy lingerie, but not me. I love lacy bras and panties and garter belts and negligees. And I like to model them and do a sexy striptease for my man. When I dance around in lace and high heels, the sex is usually super-hot. I like to give lap dances and grind my ass into a guy’s lap and get him hard and horny before getting on my knees and sucking him off. I just love the expression on a man’s face when I look up into his eyes and see that he’s really getting into me blowing him. I love it when he can’t take anymore and he explodes his cum in my mouth.”

Age: 43
Birthday: February 15
Ht: 5’5” Wt: 111 lbs.
Lives: Ellenton, Florida
Status: Divorced
Occupation: Retired dancer
This blonde stunner admits she’s always been hot to trot–it’s just that her sex-drive went into overdrive once she hit 40. “I love sex,” Lola says. “I always have. But recently, I stopped caring what anyone thinks about me, and that opened me up to all sorts of new sexual adventures.” When Lola’s husband divorced her, all bets were off for the leggy blonde. “I moved into a nudist resort,” she says, “and discovered that being naked is a huge turn-on for me. I even vacation at clothing-optional places, and let me tell you, I can get pretty wild! On my last vacation, I met these two older men at the bar and we ended up hijacking a golf cart and driving it out to a remote spot where I sucked and fucked both of them. It was the first time I’d had a cock in my mouth and in my pussy at the same time!”

Age: 49
Birthday: January 1
Ht: 5’5” Wt: 118 lbs.
Lives: Winnetka, California
Status: Single
Occupation: Cashier
This fiery redhead never had the hankering to get hitched. “When I was 21,” Mia says, “all I wanted to do was party. Wait a sec–that’s all I want to do now! Seriously, why settle for one guy when you can have ‘em all.” And it’s not just the guys this horny hottie sets her eyes on. “I’ve been around, if you know what I mean,” Mia says. “But as I got older, I became more open to different things. Like, I just had my first lesbian experience with a gal who picked me up in a bar, just like a guy. She ate my pussy and showed me how to eat hers. It was amazing! The next thing I want to try is a threesome with a guy and another woman. I know plenty of men are really into that, but when I was younger, I was just too insecure to share a guy with someone else. Now I’m, like, ‘Let’s go! Bring it on!’”

Age: 57, Birthday: February 22, Ht: 5’2” Wt: 118 lbs., Lives: Tampa, FLorida, Status: Married,Occupation: Seamstress

Don’t get bummed because perky-boobed Cee Cee is hitched. That doesn’t mean she’s not available for some dirty fun. After all, her hobbies are “sewing and sex,” though not necessarily in that order. Cee Cee’s sex life got off to a rough start many years ago when she lost her virginity in a quickie on the sofa. Things didn’t improve until she hit her 40s but then, all bets were off. “It started when I was on vacation in the south of France with my husband,” Cee Cee says. “I don’t know what came over me. I was on the dance floor at a very risque club when I grabbed my hubby’s hand, dragged him up on stage and stripped both of our clothes off. Soon we were making love right there in front of everyone!”

My Daughter’s Closet
Jazz is so over doing the laundry for her spoiled teen daughters. “They’re such little slobs!” gripes this 51-year-old mom. “It serves them right if I try on their trampy little outfits.” Much to her surprise, Jazz’s frustrated fit turned into a major turn-on. “I only wanted to put” on their stuff so it wouldn’t be so laundry-fresh,” she confesses. “But I didn’t know I’d look so sexy in this tiny bra. It makes my tits look way bigger! And these panties…wow!”

Age: 47
Birthday: October 18
Ht: 5’7” Wt: 132 lbs.
Lives: Los Angeles, California
Status: Married
Occupation: Graphic artist
You gotta love a woman who insists, “Any sexual fantasies I’ve had, I’ve turned into reality,” especially now that she’s posed for 40Something, a magazine that’s very popular in her swinging circle. “I love group sex and orgies,” Linda confides. “And bad boys. But my husband is the baddest boy I’ve ever met!” LInda’s man is also extremely fortunate. She measures 34-25-34. and has an appetite for sucking and fucking that can’t be matched by women half her age. “I’m saving up some money so I can go on a trip around the world with my man,” Linda says. “We’ll have a lot of sex and swing everywhere we go.” So keep an eye out for Linda, cumming soon in your town.

Age: 44
Birthday: May 20
Ht: 5’8”” Wt: 135 lbs.
Lives: Newport Beach, California
Status: Single
Occupation: Fashion executive
Career gal Natalie never had time to get married. But then she turned the big 4-0. “It was, like, pow!” she recalls. “All of a sudden, I was horny all the time!” Being single and starved for sex was a blessing for a while. “I’ve had old, young, middle-aged, black, white, Asian, Hispanic, white-collar, blue-collar, every flavor of cock out there,” Natalie tells us. “I’ve even sampled some pussy, too. There wasn’t a week that went by that I wasn’t out on a date that ended in some hot, nasty fucking, and it was great. I was a little tired and a little sore sometimes, but I had a blast. I learned more about my pussy and what I liked done to it in the last five years then I learned in my whole life. I became very, very good at sucking cock and even discovered that with the right partner, I really like being fucked in the ass. But now, I’m beginning to think it’s time to settle down.”