Elder Erotica

Age: 46
Birthday: May 25
HT: 5′5″
WT: 125 lbs.
Lives: Baltimore, Maryland
Status: Single
Occupation: Massage Therapist
My Daughter’s Closet
“I shaved my pussy last year,” said 46-year-old Shannon. I loved the way it looked so much that I had it pierced, too. My girls would freak if they knew. They wouldn’t be too thrilled to find out I often wear their skimpy little outfits when I go out at night, too. It’s so funny. Usually it’s the kids swiping their mom’s clothes, but for me, it’s the other way around.” By the way, look for Shannon in the upcoming XXX-rated flick Desperate MILFs, on-sale soon.

Shannon got Naughty in the car! On a beautiful, early spring day, Shannon and her boyfriend were out for a drive when Shannon decided to see if she could distract him. “First, I slid my hand down my top and started massaging my left breast,” said the 46-year-old massage therapist from Baltimore, Maryland. “But he didn’t notice, so I hiked up my skirt and slid my hand down my panties. That got his attention!” It sure did. Shannon’s boyfriend drove a little further, found a quiet, wooded area to pull into, parked the car, unbuckled his seat belt and prepared to make his move. But Shannon had other ideas. “Look, don’t touch,” she scolded him. Her boyfriend was taken aback, but he knew how to make the best of the situation. He reached into the back seat, grabbed his camera and started clicking away!

“My fuck toy gets me off a lot better than my ex ever did”

For a woman who never even saw a vibrator or dildo until 18 months ago, sexy St. Paul, Minnesota, mom Luanne sure became attached to hers in a hurry. “My girlfriend Noreen was always the adventurous, daring one,” 55-year-old Luanne tells us. “She hosted this party, just for us girls, that was kind of like a Tupperware or Magic Chef party, where a saleswoman comes in and shows us stuff to buy. Only crazy Noreen had this gal in there selling all this sex stuff! Well, I never! I mean, there were edible panties there, for cryin’ out loud! And massage oils with flavors like cherry and bubble gum. There was even this tooth guard thingamabob that looked like those wax teeth my kids get for Halloween. Except you were supposed to put it in your mouth for oral sex with your husband! I was so embarrassed, I almost ran out of the house! But Noreen cornered me in the kitchen and poured me one of those killer margaritas she makes and said, ‘Luanne, you need some of this stuff more than anyone else here! And see, Melinda Dooger, head of the PTA, just bought a pocket rocket and a pair of thong underwear with an elephant trunk on the front for her hubby. Hell, if they can get kinky, why can’t you?’”

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